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Kids Are Quick
KidsAreQuick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong :rolleyes:GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. :)(I Love this kid) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! She is only nine years old TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. |
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hhhhhhhhhhhhh very funny these kids and smart too however most of their answers are very logical :New4: thanks dear princess for this topic you make me smile :heartpump |
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ahlan ya sweeety I wish you could keep the smile last longe:) kids are the real happiness in our life ..we pray to GOD to protect them as you have mentioned their answers are very logic they have their own world and thinking I dedicate you the most beautifullll girl in the world http://www.vp.rghh.com/imgcache/0/17...1.imgcache.jpg |
nice topic Miss.Amira
we used to your topics. either is comidic or critic. i hope one a topic about MAHER KURDI .hhhhh. |
hope one a topic about MAHER KURDI .hhhhh.]
wowwwww :thumb:its a good idea wait me Maher |
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